🥛 PRO | When every bag is pumping 📈

Welcome to the fourth edition of the Degen PRO Report.

We’ve got a crew of absolute madlads in there, diving headfirst into degen land every week, asking smart questions in AMAs, and dropping plays that actually hit.

To win with the majors, you need solid advice - that’s what Milk Road PRO is for.

But to win in the degensphere, you need a community. I can’t do this solo. Hence, Degen PRO.

A lot of my calls, research, analysis, and even the content you’re reading right now comes straight from the vibes and chatter in that channel.

In there, we’ve been celebrating wins on $MAMO, $BNKR, $SANTA, $BOSS, and even a few Zora plays. And the wins aren’t slowing down anytime soon.

Alright, let’s get into it.

If this is your first time, here’s what to expect:

• 🧠 Vibecheck: the market mood, decoded

• 📚 Weekly research: deep dives into the weirdest, wildest stuff I found

• 💼 Degen trades: my personal trades, from glorious pumps to shameful rugs

• 🔭 Next on my radar: the things I’m stalking next

🧠 VIBECHECK

Vibes are HIGH, like August 2021 high. I don’t know if BTC’s about to break out again, but we’ve been gifted an extended alt season. 

Anyone who bought last weekend’s pullback is sitting on 50-200% gains. 

The long-awaited Launchpad Wars have kicked off on Solana, with $PUMP roaring back to life and planting its flag: it’s not going down easy (more on my plays for that below). 

On top of that, following Wednesday’s article, Base tokens went full send, led by $TIBBIR breaking $200M. I even nailed the $MAMO call on my “next Coinbase listings” list. 

It’s one of those weeks where it feels like you have too many bags and too many new bets - which, to me, is the signal to take profit and wait for clear setups. 

…or at the very least, be mercenary with your capital when the tide turns.

📚 WEEKLY RESEARCH

1/ $ZORA: due for a winner

On Monday, I called Zora the next Virtuals. By Thursday, the #1 token on the app was $ZXBT, an Automated Art Bot similar to $AIXBT on Virtuals. 

No guarantee it’ll hit the same absurd market cap $AIXBT did, but it’s bound to get Base Cabal support as they push Zora as the Instagram of web3. 

(And hey it’s already a huge upgrade from the porn token that held the top spot for a week.)

So if this thing pumps, I expect other big names to pump, and also some notable names to launch a token here; meaning I’m gonna be up all night trying to snipe those new launches.

2/ $ROOM: launch next week

This one’s had a bit of controversy, not over the product or team, but because the founder pulled back slightly on a KOL deal and got roasted for it during peak Virtuals Genesis. 

Now, the platform (Backrooms) is set to launch its beta next week, and the token has already 2x'd since last weekend. It’s also been popping up in several reliable alpha groups I’m in, which makes me think whales are accumulating. 

The product? Think FriendTech with AI and far more credible figures involved. I’ve been lucky enough to get early testing access and I’ll report back soon.

3/ TimeFun: waiting patiently

I’ll keep updating my TimeFun moves here for all to see. Right now, I’m just hanging out waiting, but also getting way more bullish. Developments this week:

• The mobile app was just submitted for Apple review. This could be massive, as many KOLs have said they won’t join until this is live.

• Solana co-founder Toly mentioned the app in a reply about donations, pointing out that his profits on the app go to charity.

• Popular gaming streamer Brycent bull-posted the platform, and contemplated joining (but has said he’s not ready yet).

• DegenPing, a legendary “prediction” account on X, got active in his group chat. If you don’t know DP, he’s a big mystery who also somehow called the entire March-July swing of crypto.

My strategy is just to accumulate top KOLs who I think will flock to the platform once it gets popular. Their market caps are mostly sub $20k. 

You can sign up right here with my referral link. You’ll need to deposit $USDC on Solana, or just use your debit card/Apple Pay. 

💼 DEGEN TRADES